Television

Watching television on its stand...

Comedy sounds good to me...

Let's see what else is on...

I gotta be loosing my mind
Rotted away by music and tv
I thought I was doing just fine...

Capturing near dangerous criminals
With only one bullet in his gun
A confirmed bachelor...

Jude's rant…. Why sitcoms have ruined our lives.

I am really expletive mad at the networks

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Charlie was the instrument
behind his investigating team
though no one saw his face
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Something is happening that is beyond belief.
Cosmo Kramer has become a coffee table thief.
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I used to be a bully who had really bad manners.
I learned that it's a bad idea to beat up David...

“Cuddles” is what I affectionately call her
This sweet little darling of mine
No other word...

I'm Barney Fife and I accidentally blew off my foot.
Andy took my gun and put it somewhere and you...

I committed murder and I have bad news.
Columbo is on the case and that means I'll lose.
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I Was watching TV the other day
Concentrating on the things
They say

All sorts of...

During your life, you had three wives and three children.
It's sad because your family is feeling so...