Television

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Jude's Rant..Damned...

Jude's Rant..Damned Sitcoms

Jude's rant…. Why sitcoms have ruined our lives.

I am really expletive mad at the networks

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Charlies Angels

Charlies Angels

Charlie was the instrument
behind his investigating team
though no one saw his face
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Kramer Is A Coffee Table Thief

Kramer Is A Coffee Table Thief

Something is happening that is beyond belief.
Cosmo Kramer has become a coffee table thief.
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It's A Bad Idea To...

It's A Bad Idea To Beat Up David Banner

I used to be a bully who had really bad manners.
I learned that it's a bad idea to beat up David...

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Cuddles

Cuddles

“Cuddles” is what I affectionately call her
This sweet little darling of mine
No other word...

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I'm Barney Fife

I'm Barney Fife

I'm Barney Fife and I accidentally blew off my foot.
Andy took my gun and put it somewhere and you...

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Columbo Isn't On The Case

Columbo Isn't On The Case

I committed murder and I have bad news.
Columbo is on the case and that means I'll lose.
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Bad Media

Bad Media

I Was watching TV the other day
Concentrating on the things
They say

All sorts of...

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A 2nd Poem about James Best

A 2nd Poem about James Best

During your life, you had three wives and three children.
It's sad because your family is feeling so...

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Doctor Who Fan

Doctor Who Fan

I'm a big fan of Doctor Who.
I'm talking about the classic series, not the new.
The Doctor...

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Doctor Who

Doctor Who

I'm the Doctor and I travel through time and space.
I'm constantly needed to save the Human Race....

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The Flying Nun Flies No More

The Flying Nun Flies No More

Last week was the Flying Nun's last flight.
Last week she flew to an amazing height.
She flew...