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" I LOVE BARNEY FIFE "

" I LOVE BARNEY FIFE "

Capturing near dangerous criminals
With only one bullet in his gun
A confirmed bachelor
Giving Thelma a real run...

With utterly charming naivete'
He's Mayberry's matchmaker
Leaving Andy without words to say
He's small town America's mover and shaker...

I mean, where else can anyone
Find a friend who'll do absolutely anything
Things that for us, are just "So dang fun"
And, he's the best darn comic to almost sing....

He's the best deputy to ever lock himself up
After all, he's got Otis to help him "Nip it in the bud!"

I Love Barney Fife, and all he stands for
A near playboy, the most loyal friend, and NEVER a bore
So when you're sick in bed, and feeling mighty low
There's a sure-fire "feel-good", just tune in
To the Andy Griffith Show
You're guaranteed to feel good
Because Barney's there
To shoot himself in the foot......

Tony Taylor   (Chicago)

 

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Tony Taylor

Thanx Casper...........love to you and yours..............T xo

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sparrowsong

Hello Tony...

Caught  me!

Peek-A-Boo...

Hugs and Smiles! 

Love and Rockets! 

Feathers 

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Tony Taylor

I'm in Love with the girl that i'm talkin' about .........I'm in Love with the girl that I can't live without!!........you are so dam cool.........I didn't think anyone would have the balls to comment on this write...........Barney is the shit!!..........thanx for this FEATHERS!!..........I owe you girlfriend!!..........big, huge, chubby, smiles!!.........T xo

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sparrowsong

Hello Tony...

SURPRISE! 

Wishing you all the happiness in the world!

Hugz and Smiles! 

Love and Rockets! 

Feathers 

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Bradford

Hey t Mr Barny fife with one bullet classic tv at its best . Very well done loved the TV show very much watched it with grandparents and family alike .cheers rock 

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Tony Taylor

Yay!! ~ Thanx ROCK!!!.........I had a feeling you'd be one of the few people to comment on this write.......... made me VERY happy to see you on this page bro............. after all........ the show WAS set in North Carolina!!............. high fives............T xo

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Christopher Correia

Lol, yeah, I'm still totally a Don Knotts fan, T; guilty pleasure....my uncle and I would  watch his movies for hours when I was a kid, rolling on the freaking floor laughing....the shakiest gun in the west....the ghost and Mr chicken....the one  where he turns into a fish; Mr. Limpet?  and yes Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith Show....to be honest I liked the music more than anything else on the show; always put me in a good mood....hey thanks for bringing back some groovy memories (dropping one of your words, T)  over and out, Mr. Chicago....cheers

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