Jude's Rant..Damned Sitcoms

Jude's rant…. Why sitcoms have ruined our lives.

I am really expletive mad at the networks

all they dish out night after night

is crappy sitcoms that stink worse

than a blocked toilet in an Irish bar

on a Sunday morning.

Have you seen what it takes

to make a twelve season hit sitcom.?

I have spent five minutes writing one.

here it is.

it's called

My husband's a total wanker.

Characters

Soulful Simon the husband and father.

he is a cat whipped half excuse of a man

whose job it is to always be screwing up

and to submissively take perma shit from his

bitchy preachy wife.

Donna

His overbearing wife

who makes a full time career  position

staying at home doing absolutely nothing.

Except over managing her two bratty kids

and think up reasons

to cut down on soulful Simon's

meagre sex diet

which consist of  

Saturday night mercy sex.

Donna is also the disciplinarian handing out

punishments to the bratty kids.

like no iPad for twenty minutes

for calling soulful Simon a worthless dick.

This is the main lesson of the show

but I find it a confusing message

Of

if you tell the damned truth

you lose your iPad for twenty minutes.

Important character traits in show.

father

A total buffoon and useless idiot

that has no say or power in the house.

in days of yore he would wear Harlequin

suit and have a bell on his cap.

Mother

a nasty passive aggressive bitch.

who controls most the money

and all the sex.

She must be smart and always right.

She was only wrong once

that was when she was right

and thought she was wrong.

Children

must act like know it all adults

god knows no one else does.

important notes

the laugh machine

must be packed with

Energizer batteries.

if they fail

then the viewers at home

will find out

no one else is laughing either.

Authors note

This carefully scripted

hit plot for sitcom

copyrighted by Jude Kyrie.

I do not want

to see this on the network

without my

One million Dollar  

per episode stipend.

cc my lawyers

Dewey Screwem and Howe