Television

I'm Eric Cartman and I'm an evil little bitch.
My mom is poor, she certainly isn't rich.
She...

I'm a PI named Barnaby Jones and I send killers to jail.
But when people receive my bills, they...

People loved my soup but they hated me.
Everybody referred to me as the Soup Nazi.
I was...

You starred in a British Sitcom called Father Ted.
It is extremely sad because now you are dead....

Peering through the flat screen,
Our shattered looking glass

Death and despair everywhere...

People are very sad because we lost Ann B. Davis.
But everybody is happy because of the...

I have something to say and it isn't just talk.
We lost an actor who was named Peter Falk.
He...

You died ten years ago today at the age of 71.
Watching you star as the Master sure was fun.
...

Sat in this dystopia
full of hypocrisy,
Maybe it's you
or more likely it's me,...

Anthony Ainley starred as DS Hunter on It's cold outside.
During his seventy-one year life, he never...