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Columbo Isn't On The Case

Columbo Isn't On The Case

I committed murder and I have bad news.
Columbo is on the case and that means I'll lose.
Columbo always catches people when murder is the crime.
He always uses his skill as a detective but not this time.
I just went inside the Police Station and confessed that I'm guilty.
Columbo is hopping mad because he won't be able to catch me.
The cigar smoking cop is so mad that he's startingĀ to shout.
A murder was committed and he didn't get to figure it out.

(This poem is based on the popular TV Show.)

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Tony Taylor

LOL!!......I'm with Barry........Columbo is one of my heroes as well..........you always make me smile brother...........thanx for being you Randy...........making me smile isn't always easy.........but I can ALWAYS count on a Randy Johnson write..........thanx so much my friend...........Love and Rockets!!.........T xo

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