I Killed The Lone Ranger
This poem was inspired by "The Lone Ranger" TV show
He always showed up to help people who were in danger.
But I was too smart and I shot and killed The Lone Ranger.
He thought he would catch me by setting a trap.
But I shot him and now he is taking a dirt nap.
I told Tonto that I'd let him live but only if my elderly grandmother would become his wife.
Tonto handed me his six shooter and begged me to take his life.
The Lone Ranger underestimated me, he thought he would win.
I puked when I removed his mask because he was uglier than sin.
I forced Tonto to marry my elderly grandmother and I feel no remorse.
He said he has a gold mine he will give to me if I let him get a divorce.
I did what no other outlaw could do because I am the best.
I killed The Lone Ranger and he can no longer protect the West.
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LOL!! LOL!! ~ This is HYSTERICAL RANDY!!...wow!!....I nearly fell off my chair....because each line kept getting funnier than the last line.....SO VERY creative dear poet brother......I haven't read much of your stuff lately and I had forgotten just how creative you are and how you choose such interesting subject matter....I won't make that mistake again......ALL STARS & PINNED!!....Great write......see you around!!....smiles!....LOVE & ROCKETS!!......T xo : )