Why My Wife Left Me

My ex-wife loved to argue, complain and nag.
She hated The Dukes of Hazzard because of the flag.
She demanded that I not watch The Dukes of Hazzard anymore.
She said it was either her or the Dukes and I pointed toward the door.
When she gave me the ultimatum, I told her to go.
I won't stop watching the Dukes, it's my favorite show.
She convinced her big brother to come to my house to threaten me.
I put an explosive in his pants and now he has to sit on the toilet when he pees.
When I watched The Dukes of Hazzard, my ex got pissed.
She has the crazy notion that the Duke boys are racist.
All of this happened because my ex-wife hates the General Lee.
The Dukes of Hazzard was a great show and I don't give a damn that she disagrees.

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For the laugh of it ....always a smile too...peace