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A Jill of Jack

A Jill of Jack

Good ole boys who like to drink, always order a jill of Jack;
If the barkeep asks what they’re talking about, they are taken quite aback!
Because a good one knows the measure jill, equates to a four ounce pour;
The Jack of course Jack Daniels, the whiskey they adore!
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Hence came the hit by Gretchen Wilson, its title, “All Jacked Up”;
Making the Country Music’s number one, her stardom so abrupt!
And for all the naĂŻve bartenders, this poem is for you;
So the next time someone orders a jill of Jack, you’ll know just what to do!
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Make a jill of Jack
With a he-man’s four ounce pour
Of Jack Daniels

 

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Gwendoline

Larry this is a fun read, I love the smell of Jack Daniels. It use to always make me feel warm and festive. I have fond memories with my brother and sharing some good ole Jack. Thanks for this today :) 
Gwen x

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Larry Ran

My Dear Gwen,

If the aromas of Jack Daniels made you feel "warm and festive", what affect did imbibing it have?  Thank you for the intoxicating comment.

All my love,
Larry xxx

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Gwendoline

Lol you are so very welcome :) and it always puts me in a jolly mood x 

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