Lions Cage

It was a really ignorant thing for the stupid man to do.
He jumped in the lions cage when he visited the zoo.
When he jumped in the cage, he heard a mighty roar.
When the lions were through, he wasn't alive anymore.
His family decided to sue the zoo because they were filled with rage.
The judge said it wasn't the zoo's fault that the man jumped in the cage.
His family lost the lawsuit after the man was consumed by those hairy beasts.
But his family hated him and they didn't care that the man died in the least.
The man had a winning lottery ticket in his pocket and the lions ate that as well.
His family wanted to get their hands on that ticket but because of those lions, they failed.
His family was so devastated that they didn't only cry, they also started to cuss and holler.
They hated their relative and were miserable because they didn't get the 30 million dollars.