Yet Another Donkey Derby

There are now several runners and riders,
Still left standing, in the Tory leadership
Election. Most are clearly useless hobblers.
I guess what is called for is a clever quip,
Given the current abysmal state of things.
I recall what Mark Twain once said: ' Politics
And diapers need to be changed often, I think,
And for the same reason.' O these worn-out tricks
By political elites are so tiresome.
I intend to ignore them, and bask in the sun.