Damn Freeloader

My neighbor comes to my house and eats all of the food I have.
The damn freeloader even ate my baking soda and my salve.
Every time he arrives, the bum eats me out of house and home.
He won't stop coming to my house, he will not leave me alone.
I've tried locking my doors but he kicks the doors in.
He won't stop eating even though gluttony is a sin.
He devours all of my food even though he knows that it's a rotten thing to do.
I have to give him the Heimlich maneuver because he swallows food whole and doesn't chew.
He ate my wife's estrogen and didn't give a shit.
And he was surprised when he grew a pair of tits.
When I look at that damn freeloader, I see a man who I hate.
I want to be free of him so I'm going to move to another state.