my dream of a better tomorrow

I keep asking myself, what it would be like if we wear all Indians and I got oh did I just say wear? sorry I meant were and now back to my dream, so I got my self in a situation where even a dog would have died with laughter imagine all of us wanting to say my friend and ended up saying my fwend . damn man it would sound like Scooby doo saying hello to a new born , who in a irritated mood replies by saying s***T man what was god thinking making such a fool of a dog.

now has any one of you been maybe to a indian shop to buy some clothing or curtains, I did that and ended up feeling like I swallowed a bucket full of shit(so for yousing (using) such a manner of language , it just that we Africans don't see swearing as an offence it just a way of praising. you know we need to be honest when we pray sometimes and this is what I said some day while praying and I was god damn being honest. It went like this dear god you know I am a sinner and I approve it , that's why I want to tell you that yesterday I stole my neighbours bananas from the tree in her yard , but you know you cant blame me cause you saw what was happening.

that banana was so juicy jayed that even you would not hold yourself . so forgive me but I know you were also making  a plan on how you could get a handful for self ,so no hard feelings hey and one more complain you asked me to guard that church of yours and I have been betting the lottery a million times but still don't have any luck , so it is either you make a plan and I win and if it is so I will keep your church safe but I don't have any luck again then you would have to put it in my pension money for when I go on pension to heaven.

and about that indian part no hard feelings hey , so if I offended you .