unlimited real life anime buddies and manga buddies and video game buddies

I wish i have real life anime buddies and i have real life manga buddies and i have real life video game buddies that they are like metahumans that they were hit by a refrigerator explosion freak accident and they gain super abilities and energy aura abilities that they are skilled martial artists and they are skilled fighters and they will be able to hangout with me and they will be able to do kip up flips and they will be able to corkscrew flips and we will go to bars together without drinking alcohol and they will drink sodas with me and they will drink juice with me and they will make pick up lines with ladies and the ladies will think they are hot throbs and pretty boys and alot of them will be able to get back up from me if there is a fight and we will be awesome guys and everyone in LasVegas Nevada will love us and everyone in Houston Texas will love us and everyone in Toyko Japan will love us and everyone in Thailan Twain will love us that my anime will make friends every where we go and we will go to Hawaii and Nasa Bahamas and Barbados several times even my cousins Marlon Audi Jackson and Oliver Max Jackson will like them and my buddies will be 6ft4 and 6ft5 and 6ft6 and 250lbs with solid muscles and they will not be disrespected by anyone and my buddies and i will have the best time of our lives and we will be the best fighters and martial artists in the world and people will say we are metahumans but i will say we are super power humans and super peak humans and super plus humans and super para humans and super population humans and super phase humans and super phenom humans and super paradox humans with advance fighting skills or advance martial art skills that we are a force to be wreak in with