Poem -

10 Lies They Tell You In High School

10 Lies They Tell You In High School

1.you'll use algebra when you're older, maybe even in the grocery store. i hear the quadratic equation and apples go really well together.Β 
2.homework is important and you'll have some every night.Β 
3.the gym teachers aren't checking you out while you play volleyball, etching into their brains what brand leggings you are wearing today, no no they are just observing.Β 
4.you can only be late three times, it doesn't matter if you have good grades or not.Β 
5."the boys have a dress code too"Β 
6.no phonesΒ 
7.no bullying or inappropriate language.Β 
8.the guidance counselors care about you. they want to help you.Β Β 
9.everyone is equal, we are accepting.Β 
10. these will be the best 4 years of your life -- 5 if you don't smile and nod.Β 

Like 4 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
sparrowsong

Hello Caitlynn...

2 minutes to shower or you're going to be late for class...

I fell for that a few times, and I said take points off my Grade I will shower when I get home...

I have enough time for a 15 minute before I go to work and I will take another in the morning before school...

​​​​​​Look at all these truth sayers that are called Teachers, Principals and Coaches who are in jail or going...

​​​​​​I thought it was only my Generation they tried to mess with, I had no idea they must learn that to get they're Certification or Degree...

Not until, I see it's worse now...

Great awareness write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

Β 

Reply
author
John DeFoore Jr

Nicely done, sad but true, maybe the goal of the school should be to teach you how recognize a lie when you hear/see one.
Enjoyed the read
JohnΒ 

Reply
Poem -

Mourning Waves

Mourning Waves

we came home from the beach that day
and you mimicked the ocean, crashing into
her
...

Poem -

Jump Scare

Jump Scare

you hang old movie tickets
over the holes in your walls,
because scenes from the conjuring...

Poem -

10 Steps to Dealing With a...

10 Steps to Dealing With a Breakup

1. cry. cry so hard that it feels like you will never be able to breathe again. (spoiler: you will be able...

Latest poems in Comedy, Freestyle

Poem -

Timeless and Forever

Timeless and Forever

When we were dating

Doing the whole
best impressions game

The air was filled...

Poem -

Cosmic Dreams and Meteor...

Cosmic Dreams and Meteor Showers

Starry nights in the Milky Way galaxy

A canvas painted black with stars

...

Poem -

The You

The You

Seldomly sitting alone on mountains and clouds drifting into distances with its special dance to my...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com