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42

42

42 what a size

suppose it’s the booby prize

some find them a treat

a long time since I seen my feet

buttons used to pop

now they just flop

of men I despair

their eyes focus ‘there’

it’s hard not to look like a tart

they cover a really big heart

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Lolita Gill

appearance matters but many times people forget that it is just flesh, meat what's inside has more importance.

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Tina Moore

thank god i'm happy with mine they don't google at me lol but i feel sorry for anyone who is oversized getting unwanted attention.tina

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Susan O'Reilly

very true tina glad you enjoyed just realised in my comic ones I seem to use the word despair don't know how that started will have to write one without using that word lol x

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