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A prayer for the heartbroken

Matchmaker at Romace.com
Your dreammaking has the most likes

May you make my life's fantasies come true
As they must surely be for you

Guide me to fill out the digital form
with the right words to say

Help me downplay my faults
And I promise to overlook other candidate's bumps and warts

But don't hook me up with creeps
No! Keep me safe from harm

I'm putting my hope in your algorithms and expertise

Don't let me down

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Being Me

This did make me smile ?  Having tried internet dating and met....all sorts ....I can relate ? x

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Pratibha Savani

??? Spot on mate! Can get all sorts on dating sites and a mission to meet someone nice and genuine. Just made me laugh a great write  Px

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