A cobwebby thing

They were wilting in sunlight
but I didn't care
They were only some plants
That I once had placed there
I just couldnt be bothered with
nurture and stuff
I just could not care less that
They looked quite so rough
But don't you still love us?
They cried out as one
Oh, for christ sake ask God
I said...he is the one
That owns all the rain yet
he leaves you in pain
and I turned on my tail, said,
Don't ask me again
Then I felt bad for them
Hey... why should I care?
and my conscious was evil,
was putrid and rare
But then I felt guilty, as guilty as
hell and my devil was gleeful
That didn't bode well, so
I searched for my angel
A cobwebby thing
who lives in my cupboard
tied up with some string
and together we filled up a
bucket real nice
Then I warned those green
bastards
Don't dare ask me twice!!
M ~

Support CosmoFunnel.com
You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.
Comments
Those green bastards, is my favourite part
Glad you liked those three words Rory 😆😆 thankyou kind sir x
lol 🤣 oh this is beautiful Satire. so funny, with that pure magic from your pen, you just have to love them for asking, and now I'm reflecting on my own green friends. brilliant. 🌴
Lol...thanks Shirley, I am challenging myself to do a lighter one once a month...or once every 3 months...whatever...you know how it goes lol x
I'll challenge you one a week 🤣 and yes that comic muse sometimes hard to find but yours is in full view. ❤️
Ah...do you know a few years ago we would have challenges on here...who could write the best poem about the stupidest topics...you know...socks and broken cups etc. They were great fun...most of these people are not on here now. x
Like the handkerchief that could speak? Oh what a fun insensitive. ❤️
An enjoyable, entertaining, well-crafted poem.
Thankyou my friend...appreciated x