A DINGO PLAYING BINGO

I will never forget my time in Australia mate
The Bruces and the Shelias were really great 
Bondi Beach was everything I totally hoped
The weather mate I don't know how I coped

On Saturday I decided on a bit of culture 
Lapped it up mate like an eager vulture 
I decided to join in for a game of bingo 
Sitting on the next table was a grey dingo

Couldn't believe it mate but it was a fact
Not sure what to say or how to react 
I marked my numbers and alas didn't win 
A dingo playing bingo I started to grin 

From now on I think I will stay on the beach
Best to keep away mate from the dingo's reach
Never in my life had I seen a dingo before
Playing bingo he was mate I am positively sure