A FISHY TALE

There were lime green ravens
In the rotted curdled sea
The bold fish all a'dying in
their flying bid for...free
All the lobster and the fine
crabs
Jumping up to meet the net
The jelly fish were cleverer
They laughed and wagered
bets, meanwhile...
The sea was pink in colour
And all the turtles they were
stoned
The mermaids starting
stripping, and jumping sailor
bones
The dolphins saw the chaos
And knew they had to act
This party was a nightmare so
The gods...
They all got sacked
They prompty called the wise
whales
Though, all the bastards did
was nap
Still... they were handy on the
muscle
And they wouldn't take no
crap
Well, the whales they called their friends, the sharks
Who were plumbers mates by
day
They promptly found the
cosmic tap, and... well...
The ocean drained away
Now, I know you're all
a'feared
And quite worried for the sea
But the last I heard, not all
was well
Though the penguins lie, so
it's hard to tell
And I'm only telling stories so
Don't put the blame on me
But if you stroll down by
the ocean
You'll likely find a fish for tea
M P 24/3/21
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I'm drained with laughter!..........................................Jim
Ha ha...I'm so pleased about that Jim..lol x
Marion bring it on for I love fish and witty poems that make me smile and laugh.
And those are the trickiest to write which you have more than well.
Full honours earnt with this gemstone and I wish you well and back late tomorrow night for more.❤️
Really glad you enjoyed Shaun, just trying to take a break from the misery. Thankyou love x
It reads like a song, almost! Especially this bit :
The whole poem reminds me of something which should've been in Alice In Wonderland. I love the nonsensical mixed with the harsh reality of our seas in peril. This is a fun and a bouncy read with a bit of darkness lurking between the lines. I love this a lot but I do have to ask, "Have you been smoking something, Marion?" And if so, do you have a little you could spare? (Asking for a friend)...
Only joking! Seriously though, this is fabulous and I love it lots 👏👏👏 ⚘x
P.S..... I have awarded a bucket load of starfish for this amazingly brilliant write. (Love those lying Penguins) xx
Ha ha..no...no chemical substances Tina, I wouldn't want to be responsible for what I would post pissed or stoned...god forbid...lol.
its just straight from my crazy little mind lol 💕
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Ay lmao n pml a dead bloody fish teehee u r hilarious n What a wacky mind 🤣🤣🤣its even wackier than mine n thats bloody sayin summit my lovely raj friend ❤️🤣💕🥰😍💕💕💕
Ha...glad you got a laugh for a change 🤗🤗
Aww but u have always made me happy with chuckles this is why I luvs u soo much Marion my lovely lass ❤️💕❤️
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