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A FROG PRINCE

A FROG PRINCE

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There are so many things make me anxious and wince
Like kissing a lot of frogs before you meet a princeΒ 
They are nothing like Kermit on the tellyΒ 
Always croaking and have a fat green bellyΒ 

So to the swampland and marshland I decided to goΒ 
To see if that perfect frog happened to be on show
I tidied up my hair and puckered my lipsΒ 
Now wasn't the time to be getting the jips

Then late afternoon I spotted the ideal frogΒ 
Sitting on a lilly pad on top of a logΒ 
So I wish to announce and I'm happy to sayΒ 
The perfect frog prince I have found today

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