Poem -

ACED THE FINAL EXAM

ACED THE FINAL EXAM

Hello Class...

Well you have reached that moment in time...

Who's ready for the Final Exam?

Who thinks they're going to Pass?

Don't all of you raise your hands at once...

Did you Study?

Ooh ooh ...

​​​​​Professor my arm is getting tired...

What is it Daniel?

Study?

I thought it was a Life Living Exam...

Who remembers I said you had to Study your Notes?

Sparrowsong?

Hmm...

You're being awfully quiet...

Is everything okay?

Sure...

Sure?

Yes...

I was just thinking where do we go from here?

When you arrive...

Send a Postcard...

Sparrowsong why aren't you laughing?

Were you trying to be another Comedian or one of those who get paid thinking they're funny?

​​​​I'm not a Comedian I'm a Professor...

Look at that...

You answered your own question...

I'm ready to take the Final Exam now...

Is it ready?

Sparrowsong what are you doing?

We're not ready...

You can wait to take yours...

I want it now while everything is fresh in my head...

Sparrowsong are you sure?

I haven't been more sure of anything in my life...

Bring it to me when you're done...

Thank you...

Here you go...

Sparrowsong it was that easy?

It only took you thirty minutes...

Can we see it?

How many Pages is it?

When will it be Graded?

Yeah...

We want to know her Grade...

That's up to Sparrowsong...

I don't care...

You can tell them...

We'll see...

That was real fast Sparrowsong...

There are no Do Overs...

I know...

Sparrowsong, you did the Essay on the last Page?

Yes, I did that first...

That's a Bonus Score...

Sparrowsong, come here...

What is it?

This is your Grade...

Do you want me to share with the Class?

Probably not...

Come on Sparrowsong what did you get?

Umm...

Professor, permission to lie?

Permission not granted...

Sparrowsong, if I tell them they might be inspired...

That can be a loaded statement...

You do realize that right?

She Aced it Class...

Oh man!

No way!

You have two Days left to Study...

Sparrowsong, I'm going to call you later...

Oh I was going to call her...

I'll call you when we're done...

Oh, that's a good idea...

If it's about the Exam...

I will help you with one question...

Just one?

What if we don't have the same question?

I hope you do...

I'm not going to be on the Phone all night with you all...

I have some more living to do you know...

Right Professor?

Oh Lord help us...

Class dismissed...

sparrowsong Ice Queen

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