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Ach chooo

Ach chooo

     That sneeze 🤧 just knocked 
me off my feet 🦶 
and here comes anotherĀ 
Ā  Ā  Ā That sneeze got meĀ 
pretty weakĀ 
I couldn’t get my breathe
I definitely discoveredĀ 
Ā Ā  Ā  That sneeze Ā did not take it easyĀ 
it got Me coming and goingĀ 
now I gotta tissue by my nose šŸ‘ƒ and my mouthĀ 
šŸ‘„Ā 
All the way homeĀ 
My nose šŸ‘ƒ is runningĀ 
2022

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Deb

better go catch it 😁 joke!
great write 😊

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