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Acid Cat

Acid Cat

Crazy cat found the LSD,
Thought it was to control the flea,
Dropped it whole then took a nap,
Woke up meowlin, what the crap.
His tail seemed to float past his nose,
Spent an hour checkin out his toes,
He saw his food plate move on its own,
Then manifest into a chicken bone.
He closed his eyelids but still could see,
His tail was now a bumble bee,
It even buzzed like a mobile phone,
Wouldn't leave his ears alone.
Went to check his water bowl,
Saw his reflection had lost its soul,
Drunk the water broke the spell,
Moved to his blanket before he fell.
At last the effect of it was waning,
The cloud had broke and now was raining,
His owner came home full of chat,
Hey, still asleep you lazy cat,

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