ADAM`S ALE

A pint of the bubbly stuff such as Stout

Is supposed to be good for you

But heck it lets the wind out!

Apparently it`s full of iron!

That`s what everyone says

Do I want a full pint of it?

No thank you, not today!

Some folk drink only doubles

Of all those very expensive single malts

Some like their wine in the colour red!

But it all makes me a bit squiffy!

Then I just want to go to bed!!

I`m not a drinker now, I`ve become a good girl you see!

So a glass of water is just fine for me!

Brandy is medicinal, so they say

But I`m not poorly, I`m okay!

Whisky gives me heartburn

And fizzy drinks make me burp!

They are also far too sweet!

So hold the Pop and the Cokes, diet or otherwise

I`ll just have a pint of Adams Ale, diluted

Oh boy... that stuff just can`t be beat!

G xx