ADAM`S ALE

A pint of the bubbly stuff, such as Stout!

Is supposed to be good for you!

Apparently it`s full of iron, so they say!!

Do I want a pint of it?

No thank you

Not today!

Some folk drink only doubles of a very expensive single malt!

Some like their wine in the colour red!

But it all makes me a bit squiffy!!

Then I just want to go to bed!!!

I`m not a drinker, I`m a good girl you see!

So a glass of water is just fine for me.

Brandy is medicinal, so they say!

But I`m not poorly, I`m okay!

Whisky gives me heart burn!

And fizzy drinks all make me burp!!

They are also expensive!

And always far too sweet!!

So hold the pop and all the Cokes, diet or otherwise!

I`ll just have a pint of Adams Ale, but dilute it!!

That stuff just can`t be beat!

G xx