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my name is Alan
and I've reached
rock bottom
you are caller no 99
please wait
I don't want to wait
that's the point
your call is important to us
but we are experiencing high demand
please leave a message
ROCK BOTTOM..I want to speak to the manager
I'm sorry he is in a meeting
well give me somebody else
Faith..Hope..or Charity ..?
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