ALBERT CANNONFIELD

Albert Cannonfield is a cantankerous old man 
It's fair to say I'm not his biggest fan
His attitude towards people is not very nice
When he's out shopping he argues the price

Rudeness and being impolite are the characteristics he shows
He is also very nosey and has a very big nose
I wonder if I will be like Albert when I'm eighty four
Something to think about as I walk out my door