ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

Someone asked me what I want for Christmas Day
I replied to see the end of Teresa May
How did people vote for her in the first place?
She has ruined our country and is a utter disgrace

For the sake of my country it's time she went
I would gladly let her go camping without a tent
Brexit, the economy and the NHS
Our country is in decay and in a mess

So for Christmas please resign dear Teresa
Before this country of mine has a seizure