ALLERGIC TO THE SPOTLIGHT

Sparrowsong come here...
What is it?
They're having open Mic tonight...
That's good...
Are you going?
Sparrowsong I was talking about for you...
Oh no thank you, I think I'm going to be busy...
Miss fearless who freezes up when all eyes are on you...
Do you know what it feels like when you have thousands of eyeballs just waiting for you to say something so they can throw a Shoe at you or worse?
How do people do it?
On Stage with a Microphone and they can just talk for hours?
Sparrowsong you can talk for hours...
I think I have Stage allergies...
Stage allergies?
Don't tell me you never heard of that...
I think you mean Stage fright...
Stage fright?
Do you know how much scarier that sounds?
I have to go get busy to be busy tonight...
Sparrowsong, think of it as a Party with one Hundred people...
That doesn't help...
All that different energy in one room for over an hour...
You know what that does to me right?
Oh yeah...
It's not pretty...
You look like a socket that has definitely been over plugged...
Way too much electric current...
Exactly...
No one ever has to worry about you stealing the Limelight...
You're busy looking for the nearest curtain to get behind...
What is you say when someone asks what you're doing?
Oh yeah, you saw a Dust Bunny you were taking care of...
The way I see it...
Those that do should, those that don't shouldn't...
sparrowsong Ice Queen
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