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AN ALIEN IN MY CITY

AN ALIEN IN MY CITY

An alien landed in my city from outerspaceΒ 
He got out of his spaceship and had the cutest face
The face he had was a cross between a cat and ETΒ 
He had two arms and two legs as far as I could see

A spaceship in a car park is an unusual thingΒ 
I approached him with caution as if he were a KingΒ 
"Hello" I said to break the tension and iceΒ 
"Hello" he replied back which was polite and niceΒ 

Then he said something which made me smileΒ 
I couldn't stop laughing for a very long whileΒ 
"Where's a pub ?" he asked and said his lips were dryΒ 
I'm guessing outerspace to my city is a long way to flyΒ 

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