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AN ALIEN IN MY CITY

AN ALIEN IN MY CITY

An alien landed in my city from outerspaceย 
He got out of his spaceship and had the cutest face
The face he had was a cross between a cat and ETย 
He had two arms and two legs as far as I could see

A spaceship in a car park is an unusual thingย 
I approached him with caution as if he were a Kingย 
"Hello" I said to break the tension and iceย 
"Hello" he replied back which was polite and niceย 

Then he said something which made me smileย 
I couldn't stop laughing for a very long whileย 
"Where's a pub ?" he asked and said his lips were dryย 
I'm guessing outerspace to my city is a long way to flyย 

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