AN ALIEN IN MY CITY

An alien landed in my city from outerspaceΒ
He got out of his spaceship and had the cutest face
The face he had was a cross between a cat and ETΒ
He had two arms and two legs as far as I could see
A spaceship in a car park is an unusual thingΒ
I approached him with caution as if he were a KingΒ
"Hello" I said to break the tension and iceΒ
"Hello" he replied back which was polite and niceΒ
Then he said something which made me smileΒ
I couldn't stop laughing for a very long whileΒ
"Where's a pub ?" he asked and said his lips were dryΒ
I'm guessing outerspace to my city is a long way to flyΒ

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Fun stuff my good friend... ooooeeeee! Cheers, Happy Jack