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ANIMAL NAMES

ANIMAL NAMES

Purfect said the cat and doggone said the dog 
This poem I reckon will be a terrible slog 
Toucan play this foolish little rhyme 
It's a play on animal names if you have the time 

Oh deer is what I'm sure the deer did say 
I can't bear it anymore the bear replied today 
They both saw then an amazing sight 
Seeing butter fly it was in full flight 

This is the end of the poem as I'm going for a hare cut 
I wish the weather was otter so I might just stay put

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