Another Day.

In the early morning light.
I awake and have my morning shite.
When finished i bidet my hairy bum.
Then have a shower and a happy tune i hum.
Cleanse my body then dry my skin.
Scrape a razor over my hairy chin.
Put on my working suit.
I look in the mirror and say i look real cute.
Drink a cup of strong black tea.
From the kitchen table i lift my car key
Leave a love note for my loving spouse.
Then leave the comfort of my house.
Drive fast down the motorway.
Arrive at work for another hard day.
When finished I’m glad to get back to my loving wife.
I hope you enjoyed my tale about a normal day in my life.