AUNT UNITY

When Aunt Unity came to stay 

It was just like any other day 

Aunt Unity was certainly like no other lady

Her reputation was described as often shady

Aunt Unity you see had a boyfriend in tow

He was no ordinary guy no ordinary beau

The boyfriend in question was Aldof Hitler Esquire 

A man Aunt Unity loved and did greatly admire 

Britain declared war on Germany I am sure you have read 

This caused Aunt Unity to put a bullet to her head

For the grace of God Aunt Unity did survive 

I am pleased to announce Aunt Unity is still alive 

I must go now and get ready to face the day 

I have Aunt Unity coming to stay