AWKWARD ENDORSEMENT

I hoped she wouldn't have seen this yet...

I hoped she was just much too busy getting drunk and washing Collard Greens in the bathtub...

Something...

Anything...

Learning different accents...

Lord knows she really needs more practice...

I was really hoping...

All the fake signs about the Eagles didn't do it either...

After days of waiting...

Listened to so much pandering...

Even through the ear pain it has given...

Just needed a few more days under her belt...

Somehow, she found it much quicker than I hoped...

She keeps talking about Joy and seems to steal mine so much...

So unfair...

sparrowsong

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