BANG BANG

Bang bang I'm going to shoot you dead 
I'm not sure where possibly in your bed  
I gave you opportunity to change your playboy ways 
You ignored me so I'm going to end your philandering days 

I hid by the bush next to the garden gate  
Minutes turned to hours as I prepared myself to wait 
Just after six your car pulled onto the drive 
Your days were numbered of staying alive  

The gun went off and down you fell 
What happened next I'm afraid I cannot tell 
The shock of killing you was too much for me 
I duly fainted not before I was sick in the lavatory