Baseball Bats And Snooker Balls.

She kicked me hard on my snooker ball sized testicles.
My eyes went boss eyed and bloodshot behind my now steamed up spectacles.
She said, that's for being a two timing rat.
Then she grabbed a hard wooded baseball bat.
I shouted, no no not that again.
The last time she used that on me for weeks i was in bloody pain.
I ran but found it difficult because my snooker ball sized testicles were now twice their bloody size.
I could have done with a wheelbarrow to rest them in.
She caught up with me and with the baseball bat my fat arse she did beat.
At her i shouted, Christ you i wish i never did meet.
That was a mistake, it made her more angry and she stuck the baseball bat up my arse.
Ahhhhhh fuck you at her i did curse.
She laughed and said, that will teach you to mess with me.
I screamed and said, please please please do let me be.
She dropped the baseball bat and walked away.
And i prayed that her i will never meet another day.