Be a hermit ?

One of those saturated garden days
When you should really stay inside
Stay in your pyjamas, wrap yourself up & hide

No one needs to see you
Why would they want to see a sight
With your totally unkempt look
& your hair in an uncontrollable plight 

Sodem just do what makes you feel happier
Think only of yourself
Not a day for action so no dramatic stealth

Chillout in your boudoir
You’ve got those new games on your phone
Tis a perfect excuse to play tiddlywinks with an opponent on your own

Oh ay, what about trolling the net to hunt out holidays
That’s a grand idea
The thought of relaxing on a sunny seashore 
Will warm the cockles of your heart with cheer

Practise at being a hermit
Pretend you live solitude in the hills
But keep yourself under the duvet cover
You can’t afford to catch any chills

There will always be another day
Who knows it may be sunny
Today’s the day to do sod all
It’s ‘pissistently’ peeing down I’m not being funny