beer glasses

disco is over and full of beer
i finealy teke someone home ,
tonight is my lucky night ,
mybey at last i will score
so as we are getting very cosy ,
and it´s my name she calls ,
i drop a hand , all is grand ,
until i tuched a big pair of balls ,
sweet lord in heaven ,
how drunk am i
i thought he was a she
i think i am going to cry ,
i try to brake free ,
it looks at with a funny grin ,
i ran home like hair
and never again will i drink gin
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LOL!! Kill myself laughing. Nice one Paul :)
thanks again rachel and keep writing you are so good at it x
haha! your a great funny writer paul and i know of some it happened to a long time ago lol your piece just reminded me tina x
thanks tina i love funny things when i write for me this is the best