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beer glasses

disco is over and full of beer 

i finealy teke someone home ,

tonight is my lucky night ,

mybey at last i will score

so as we are getting very cosy ,

and it´s my name she calls ,

i drop a hand , all is grand ,

until i tuched a big pair of balls ,

sweet lord in heaven ,

how drunk am i

i thought he was a she

i think i am going to cry ,

i try to brake free ,

it looks at with a funny grin ,

i ran home like hair 

and never again will i drink gin

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BLOSSOM

LOL!!  Kill myself laughing.  Nice one Paul :)

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Paul Carroll

thanks again rachel and keep writing you are so good at it x

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Tina Moore

haha!  your a great funny writer paul and i know of some  it happened to a long time ago lol   your piece just reminded me   tina x

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Paul Carroll

thanks tina i love funny things  when i write for me this is the best  

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