My Name IS Roland, Do You Want To Go Bowling
Hi Shirley, my name is Roland,
do you want to go bowling
Best pickup line I ever had
outside the washeteria by an Italian lad
Popping a willy, his bike on one wheel
I couldn't help but laugh, he is too funny I feel
So who told you my name
Clerk at the drugstore was to blame
Well not today, I don't think so
Maybe another day, I will let you know
Then one day I was walking home
He was sitting in his truck with silver chrome
Suddenly, he jumped in front of me offering me a ride
I loved his sense of humor, I have to confide
Only three blocks to my home
In his fancy truck with chrome
He grabbed and kissed me and I could see how this was going to go
I laughed and pushed him away and said, “ I don't believe so.”
So no Roland, no bowling, just my favorite pickup line
A smile and laugh I can't hold back at this funny memory of mine
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Great read SHIRLEY!!..........that was not only well delivered...........but I got a good smile...........and I'm so happy you shared it................fun...........loved it...............God Bless sweetheart!............T xo
Thank You Tony, You are always so uplifting and encouraging to everyone. It means a lot and I thank you.
Hello Shirley this a really good write, it had such a wonderful flow and so relatable that young men courtship trying to be smooth ask a girl out only to be rejected I was king of the rejected lol. So enjoyed this.
I am glad you enjoyed it. Just remembering it always makes me laugh. Even my husband laughed when I told him.