"Billing The Drit"
Subject is a very good friend surgically sur-named Drill Bit who tends to talk very loudly

"Shit Nword" she says with confidence
"Drills" that voice into your core
Her name's said "real hard" as a consequence
For making Liz' ear drums so sore
A "Bit" too noisy, often ridiculed
As for me, I find it entertaining
Try to match her volume and you'll get schooled
Like a baby voice held back in training
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- Ashley McRitchie

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