Poem -

"Billing The Drit"

Subject is a very good friend surgically sur-named Drill Bit who tends to talk very loudly

"Shit Nword" she says with confidence 
"Drills" that voice into your core 
Her name's said "real hard" as a consequence 
For making Liz' ear drums so sore 

A "Bit" too noisy, often ridiculed 
As for me, I find it entertaining 
Try to match her volume and you'll get schooled
Like a baby voice held back in training
...
- Ashley McRitchie
 

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