BIONIC BERTY

" Ello Doc! me old son "

" Hello Berty lad, take a seat!

What can I do for you today? "

" Well you see Doc! its me old bones sir! "

" Oh! righty ho!

On the couch you go

I`d better have a feel, if I may!

Where would you like me to start? "

" Well! it`s the same old story Doc!

It`s the old back passage part! "

"Well me old lad!

I can`t seem to find the cause!

So I`m recommending a nice big bottle of my magic potion! "

" Oki-doke son!!

I`ll try it again! as it always used to get things in motion! "

" Surely Berty my old man at the age of 92!

You can`t expect to be bionic!

Even with a pacemaker!

And a new hip! times two!

A zimmer frame with a horn and a bath stool that matches!!

And don`t forget the new contact lenses in that new electric blue!

Now then Berty my old chap!

Ooh! no no no!

New legs!!?

Especially of the new sporty kind you like!!

They`re a bit out of your range!!

They can come at quite a price!

So I`m sending you on home with a prescription!!

For a nice couple of pints!!

How does that sound? "

" Ooh thank you lad, that sounds just about right!! "