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BIRD IN PARADISE

BIRD IN PARADISE

This is what I'm talking about...

Sparrowsong you said you wanted to be a Bird of Paradise...

Potatoe Potato...

Tomatoe Tomato...

Isn't this just heavenly?

Here's the drink you ordered Ma'am...

​​​​​Sparrowsong you ordered a drink?

Yes, I put it on your tab...

I hope you don't mind...

Not at all...

It's only one drink...

How long are you going to be with us?

Until, the tab gets to high or it starts to rain whichever comes first...

We're not expecting rain for another week...

Another week that sounds good...

Sparrowsong what do you mean about the tab getting to high?

Nothing...

Nothing at all...

​​​​​​I thought we should live it up for a change...

Excuse me, Sir...

Yes, how may I help you?

About this tab how much is it up to?

Just a moment...

Eight Screwdrivers, Six Sex On The Beach, three rounds of beer for seven, plus tips, food and more gratuity...

Three hundred and seventy-five dollars...

Three hundred and seventy-five dollars?

Yes...

Don't let her put anymore on my tab...

Ma'am?

She speaks very highly of you...

She does?

Oh yes...

She talks about how sweet and generous you are...

She says because of you...

She feels just like a Bird In Paradise...

One of her many dreams come true...

Sparrowsong is so sweet...

Would you like to bring this to your friend?

What is it?

It's an appetizer and a round of drinks for her friends...

What friends?

Sure, I'd be happy to do that...

Sparrowsong would you like to explain?

Explain what?

All these Sex on the Beach drinks and all of the other food and beverages...

I would love to explain, but when I asked for the recipe he said he can't share it...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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Richard Waters

The conversational structure to your work is well suited to creating an amusing entertaining piece ! !
Keep 'em coming !!
Warmest wishes to you as always !
Love and hugs.  :)

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Cleo Tomi Ola

Hi Sparrowsong, I'm  glad I didn't miss this one. Lovely conversation, great imagination. Warm regards.

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!..... you ARE a trip girlfriend!!!...... and you have one helluva sense of humor...... and a fine tuned sense of delivering dialogue poetically as well..... always a pleasure to stop by your page..... always original,...... always FEATHERS!!....... FISTFUL-O-STARS!!...... excellent read!!...... LOVE and ROCKETS!!.....T xo ?✳✴☀

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Deborah Evans

Hi  Sis Sparrowsong I enjoyed this, the conversation is 

brilliantly articulate and very funny 

Thank you for the smiles my friend 

Great piece!

Love n Hugs Debs 

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Leah Yodico

Hi Sparrowsong,  you are a very witty person ## there's never a dull moment with you ## I always enjoyable to read ##

hugs and kisses 

Leah 

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Larry Ran

My Dear Sweet Sparrowsong,

A beautiful flower that in Tropics does grow
The rare Bird of Paradise, that intoxicates those
Who stare at it's beauty when it comes near their reach
Bringing them instant urging, for some "Sex on the Beach"

It makes them quite generous, free drinks everyone
There's nothing like bar friends, that drink freebies for fun
But when the credit card is maxed out, and the waiter says no more
Your buddies nod "Thank you", as they walk out the door

Hugs, Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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