Birds and other caged animals.

I was looking for my mate budgie, 
I had some news for him about my health,
earlier the doctor had told me that I was suffering from anxiety, 
and constipation,
I was worried shitless, 
it was like when I had a fear of hurdles,
but I eventually got over it ,
the phobia was so bad that it made me impersonate a flamingo ,
everyone let me get away with it for a few hours 
then a copper made me so angry;
that I had to put my foot down,
so anyway,
I couldn't find budgie so I went to his neighbour 
and said,
" if you see budgie give him my regards, 

budgery guards "