Bitchin In the Kitchen

Pot
calls the kettle black.. 

Said it with such a disparaging tone..

All assembled let out a gasp..
Kettle
comes back and retorts "Bullshit"..

Labels the pot
a phony ass hypocrite.. 

Blind to the obvious reality
staring him in the face..

The meddling gray pan
sticks in it's two cents
and suggests cookware group therapy..

All agree
their insipid tepid lives
really need more heat action..

And definitely a lot more
above table honesty