Poem -

Black Friday Violence

I thought shopping on Black Friday was a good idea but it was not.
I learned the hard way at Wal-Mart when I got shot.
Wal-Mart had a seventy-five percent off sale on Blu-Ray Disc Players and DVD recorders.
When I grabbed the last Blu-Ray, a man demanded that I give it to him but I ignored his order.
I wouldn't give it to him so he shot me when I refused.
Now I'm in the ICU and my life is something I'll lose.
The doctors have been trying to save me but I know that I won't make it.
I didn't know that I'd get shot over a Blu-Ray Player, I should've let him take it.
My wife and son are holding my hands for the last time.
Soon I'll be dead because of this senseless crime.
Be careful during the next Black Friday or you may be a victim too.
I'm about to die and it could've just as easily have been you.
My family is about to lose the husband and father who they love.
Black Friday violence is something that everybody should be aware of.

(Even though this is a fictional poem, Black Friday Violence really is a threat.)

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

Father's Day 2025

Dedicated to Charles F. Johnson (1947-2013) who died on July 13...

Father's Day 2025

If you hadn't held down a job, we would've been screwed.
If you hadn't worked, we would've had no...

Poem -

Prentis Hancock

Dedicated to Prentis Hancock (1942-2025) who died on May 30,...

Prentis Hancock

A talented man has died and he's gone for eternity.
Prentis Hancock has died at the age of eighty-...

Poem -

George Wendt To Heaven

Dedicated to George Wendt (1948-2025) who died on May 20, 2025

George Wendt To Heaven

George Wendt to Heaven when he died.
He was talented and that can't be denied.
George Wendt...

Latest poems in Tragedy

Poem -

Ŵhere echoes break (for...

Ŵhere echoes break (for piano violin duet)

Silence shattered with your goodbye,

like glass falling into my soul,

and the wind,...

Poem -

STAND FOR NOTHING FALL FOR...

STAND FOR NOTHING FALL FOR EVERYTHING

You wanted to be taken seriously?

When asked...

You didn't know what you were fighting for...

Poem -

YOUR GOVERNOR

YOUR GOVERNOR

Her heart is breaking...

That was quick...

A few minutes ago she was laughing...

...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com