BLACKMAIL

You weren't kissing your wife in town todayย
I won't say a word but my dear man you must payย
BLACKMAILย
Pay me five thousand pounds at the end of each weekย
My lips will be schtum on the other pleasures you seekย
BLACKMAILย
So the arrangement was made at the station of Kings Cross
I was going to enjoy blackmailing my bossย
BLACKMAILย
Every Friday at noon my boss paid without failย
No doubt about it I was getting to be a greedy maleย
BLACKMAILย
Then one Friday I received a nasty surpriseย
I received a bullet from a gun right between the eyesย
BLACKMAILย
This puts an end to this interesting little tale
It was the end of me and the end of BLACKMAIL

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Comments
Love This! It's a great little poem with an amazing twist x
Really great how it turns around xย