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BONES AND STONES

Beware of the fish it may contain bones
The olives and dates could also have stones
Food can be a hazard that is for sure
Despite all this we still crave it some more

Curry is so hot it might burn your tongue
If you think this Americano is cold you would be wrong
Fruit is dangerous that is also very true
Beware of the seeds and pips if I were you

Of course there is a solution to all of this
Skip out of food and give it all a miss

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Marion

Yes..it's a very brave soul who dares to eat Kieran ?

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