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Boobed

Boobed

Out popped a boob
hubby’s face should be on youtube
didn’t know where to put himself
I nearly wet myself

My friend’s never being shy
baby needs feeding she’s not coy
poor hubby has taken early to bed
tonight maybe he’ll want to be fed

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Stephen Weyant

hilarious!

gotta say when I was in Kenya we helped out at a church and put on a medical clinic. I took all of the children's temperatures before they saw the doctor. every once in a while a baby would cry so the mom would pop it out and fill the mouth full! took me by surprise there for a minute! hope I didn't have that youtube face!!!

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Susan O'Reilly

thanks Stephen bet you didn't hubbys a bit old fashioned lol it was very funny though x

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