BOOZY SUZY AND JUICY LUCY

Boozy Suzy liked to drink and drink 
Her roving eye gave men the wink 
Her choice of drink was beer and wine 
Made her feel good made her feel fine 

Boozy Suzy went to the pub one night 
Saw juicy Lucy got involved in a fight 
Both ladies went at it hammer and tong 
What they did was so very wrong 

The fight took an unexpected turn 
When would these two ladies ever learn 
Both ladies fought and ended on the floor 
The barman quickly showed them the door 

So ladies if you want my advise 
Drinking wine and beer is not very nice 
For you could end up with more than a sore head
It's far better staying at home tucked up in bed