Bragging

You're a bragger
Nasty words fly out of your mouth as fast as Usain Bolt.
Bragging.
It's like an itch you can't scratch,
like a volcano waiting to erupt.
Sometimes I hope it would erupt on you,
But you'd still find a way to brag about it.

Bragging.
It's worse than my parents telling me the tooth fairy wasn't real.
It's as annoying as fruit flies in the fruit bowl of fruit you've been waiting to make a smoothie 
with.
Sometimes I want to throw you in a blender,
But you would brag that you're skinny enough to fit.

Bragging.
It's terrible as getting coal for Christmas.
It's as annoying as corn getting stuck in my teeth.
Nobody cares if you're as smart as Albert Einstein!

Bragging
It's annoying 
You're annoying
please be quiet!